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After extensive tests, glittering Amuseables Jellysaucer has conclusively been identified as a Universally Friendly Object.
Despite her widespread charm, rumor has it she’s on a highly classified mission... guesses have included celestial delivery driver, interpreter to the Alien Ambassador, and zero-G mobility trainer.
Amuseables Peanut's seen her spin, though. His theory? With moves like those, she's got to be the choreographer for a cosmic disco troupe...